"Soul meets soul on lovers' lips"

I felt like starting my blog with a quote today since I am in a much better mood. Life is getting somewhat back to normal. I'm back to being lazy, Will has started bringing his work home so I see him more and Eric and Ronald have been fighting over the hot chocolate in the office kitchen. I wouldn't mind their little chocolate war but they keep trying to rope me into it, which is silly as I don't drink instant hot chocolate.

Right now Will is trying to shift me and my pretty red laptop off the bottom of the bed so he can sleep, but I'm not moving! ...Just thought you should all know, also I know how annoyed he gets when I write about him.

Today has been pretty lazy. I did some over time, which mainly involved doing paper work and bickering with Will over Chinese food.
Will needs to realize that the more he nags the less chance he has of making me go to bed.

....Never mind he just took his shirt off, I'm gone.

My Pajamas Could Eat Me

I got the day off work today due to my arm. I really wish William had told me that sooner instead of having be get dressed in my suit with all those buttons just to go into dispatch and be told to go home again. Though sadly I was in just long enough for Ronald and Eric to make crude jokes about my injured wrist.

As a treat/punishment William bought me new pajamas to wear since I'm ill...they are the most unsexy things on the planet, men's and two sizes too big! On the up side they are red and I look rather adorable in my giant flannel pajamas. Also I think I could squeeze myself into One of the legs instead of wearing the full trousers.
Will thought since I kept stealing his he should buy me my own. A nice thought but they are HUGE. I might just wear the top half as a nightdress.

Will has been surprisingly helpful today. So far he has redressed my arm and helped me get changed into my new pajamas (Something which I was more than happy to let~him~do~) but he did make me carry three shopping bags when we were out, a tray full of plates and my scythe. Not all that the same time of course.

He's hoping I'll be better tomorrow.

I DONT Want Candy

I'm blogging from work again! I haven't blogged from here in Ages. So I'm stuck doing work at 1am again and I thought I would post a little something to procrastinate.

So Will and I got woken up by something interesting this morning. We received a giant box of American sweets in the post. I nice colleague of William's from the USA sent us it just in time for Easter. After sampling my share of the package contents I have discovered a few things:

1) Americans love their sugar.
2) American sweets are too sweet for my delicate palate.
3) I don't like their chocolate.

No offence to my American readers but I don't really like your sweeties. I'll sit and eat my Cadbury's chocolate instead.

Also I apologise on behalf of Ronald for his blogging stupidity. He is high on Peeps.

Thank you Magz for sending us the box of sweets. They were much appreciated by everyone here at shinigami London branch. And the fact that I said that they were too sugary still didn't stop me polishing off a box of nerds and 2 packets of peeps and turning my tongue blue. xx

OH! And thank you to everyone who sent me and William questions. We will definitely be doing one of those Q/A things together again since we got so many questions sent to us last night. Keep them coming and we will keep answering them.

Shopping and a Bit of a Confession

I have to confess to something before Ronald Knox mentions it on his blog and then I will never hear the end of it. At the moment I am missing half an eyebrow. I told William and the other shinigami that Ronald did it to me when he was messing around but really I did it myself, by accident when I was reshaping my eyebrows. So now everyone knows that half of my left eyebrow has been drawn on for the last few days. Happy now Ronald????

Right so back to less irritating matters:


I dragged William shopping today! Well it wasn't really dragged it was more like I offered to buy him dinner if he accompanied me clothes shopping. (I got a shopping trip AND a date. I'm so clever!) I'm actually starting to wonder what I used to do without William. He makes a wonderful shopping bag carrier, he opens jars for me, he's handy for keeping me warm and he acts like a bodyguard. ...Even though he spent our dinner date lecturing the waitress and glaring at the small children seated near us.

Oh he even bought me a present! I now own a shirt with the word Uke print on it in rather large letters. Well...at least it will go with the "Property of William T Spears" underwear he bought me for Valentines day.

And before anyone asks here is a list of everything I bought while shopping
(Since my Grellettes like to know the tiny details of my life)

-A red floral dress.
-A vintage t-shirt saying "Love forever" on it.
-New fake eyelashes.
-New red nail polish
-New black trousers
-Red heart covered pajamas
-The Uke T-shirt (I didn't buy it but its on the list)

There you go~ that was my entire shopping list for the afternoon.

Replies of DEATH☆

I was going to make this a Sebby Sunday but I have a lot to reply too and images of my darling Sebby take up so much space.

So before I respond to comments etc I want to thank HAPPYWISE for sending me a giant parcel of artwork along with a William plushie. Thank you! I was going to make a Will doll myself but I used all my material making Sebastians. (I cant help it I have an addiction to his hotness) But yes the William doll is now our office mascot as it creeps Ronald out with its little frowny expression and makes him feel like he should be doing work. So thank you for that! Ron now has motivation when the real Will isn't around! And I have something to snuggle.


Replying to Messages:

No One Puts Grelly in the Corner
Yes I own too many clothes and since writing that blog I've bought even more. I wonder if they do rehab for shopping...

Such DRAMA!
William has fixed all the drama with his fan girls and they have left me alone. Yippee!! I didn't know you could fix problems without killing something.

NEWS! NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
An extended version of the overtime/shoe equation:

(Me + Overtime) = (More Money + Shops) = Shoes!

And yes William I watch you sleep, just as I know that you watch me sleep. (And don't say its because I snore. Ladies don't snore!)

Other Blogs
And thank you to everyone who cheered me on when I was acting supervisor. I got everything sorted in the end and Will is back and I have no intention of taking over his job EVER. It was horrible and stressful. I'm happy being a humble little dispatcher.

...Come to think of it, what did happen to that trainee I lost in the library? Maybe I should check on that...


Other Stuff


And serifinaxxx Grell-ed up her fabric by stitching my wonderful face into it. Just what every piece of material needs! A little touch of me!

OK so I was sitting talking to Ronald today about blogs (he has one but never remembers to up date it) and we were thinking: Is there anything you guys would like to know? Because I've enjoyed answering people's questions in my blogs and writing beauty advice etc. So is there anything you would like me to write about? We're a couple of centuries old so we could even share some interesting past stories if you wanted. (We have quite a few) So let me know what you think. If not I'll just keep updating as always. Its not like my life is going to turn dull all of a sudden.

Sorry for spending another blog replying to people. Things will definitely be more interesting tomorrow with the start of me and Ronald's little "mission".

So buh bye now!

Grell
xx

How Does William Do This Everyday?!

Well I had a rough start this morning. First of all I didn't get any sleep last night because I was so busy getting everything sorted for my first day as acting supervisor. I'm exhausted! But I'll be fine, don't start worrying about little old me. So once I got all of the work sorted for today I snuggled up in bed to savor the last few moments of peace before I had to get ready for work. It was then that my phone started ringing...continuously. Ronald Knox had managed to get himself LOST while on the job so he was both late for a collection and lost somewhere in London. Not to mention that the bus Eric was scheduled to be on for a collection broke down and he was also late. I was forced to leave my pretty bed to go deal with their problems. Everything was easily sorted, so once that was dealt with I could sit back in Will's office and finish off my work. I even managed to hand everything in before the 11am deadline and organise the classes for the new trainees.

I am ACTUALLY getting the hang of this boss thing!

So I'm trying to keep myself occupied so I don't get too miserable with Will being gone. So I ordered Ronald to clean my entire office as punishment for being both late and hungover this morning. He's no Sebby but Ronald is one hell of a floor cleaner. It was so quiet and dead this evening that we even had time to go through some of the old unused drawers in my office and redress my mannequin several times. I found my old pair of glasses from the shinigami academy in one of the drawers. They look horrible on me! But I shall keep them in their little red case just for memories sake. I wonder if Will still has his old pair...

Oh and on the topic of trying not to miss Will, I am organising a girls night in! Sadly I don't know many girls so I'm dragging Undertaker and Ronald to my place this weekend to eat ice cream and watch movies with me. They don't really have a choice in the matter. I'm the boss and I say we're throwing a girly party. Oo I wonder if Alan would be interested in going~

So I'm off to paint my nails.

Love you all~

Grell
xx

10 Days until William T Spears returns

In Trouble AGAIN

Remember how I said in an earlier post that Will doesn't like it when I write about him in my blog? Well he read yesterdays post about me wanting to touch his hair and now I'm being punished, and not in a good way. I thought a decent spanking would have kept him happy but NO I have to clean the entire office! Not to mention he gave me paperwork to do over the weekend AND I have to paint his living room. Well...the painting thing is a punishment for something else entirely but I still DON'T WANT TO DO WORK! So I'm going to write this blog to procrastinate and protest over it. Even though Will will read it and give me something else to do, or take away my computer. I'll just have to find a way to change his mind wont I~? I am sure I can think of a few things just of the top of my seductive little red head~

I've been rather naughty today since William wasn't in this morning. I was three hours late for work (It was cold outside and my bed was cosy) and then spent most of the day hiding in the shinigami library or getting lunch with Alan. It wasn't until this afternoon that everything turned horrible and William screamed at me and I realised that I had left my pink scarf in the shinigami library. I tried to go back for it but I couldn't find it. I know it is somewhere in the B section, and considering how many humans there are with a surname starting with B, that is a really really big section. R.I.P Scarf, I will never forget you~ (until I buy a prettier replacement)

Oh and in other William related news. Will says that I cant sell Ronald Knox because we are understaffed and we need him. Sorry girls. Looks like we are keeping Knoxy.

Well I should really get back to work before someone notices that I'm sitting typing instead of cleaning.

Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx

P.S Thank you NekoCandii

An Apology (aka Grell's punishment enforced by William T Spears)

Dear Staff Members of the Shinigami Dispatch Society London Branch

I am writing this blog in order to apologise for my behaviour at the office party last weekend. In my defense I have never drank vodka before and I am pretty sure that Ronald kept topping my glass up when I was not looking.

I apologise for spanking, clinging on too or kissing any members of staff. Especially Ronald Knox who I remember groping while singing "Man! I Feel Like a Woman".

I am also sorry for taking my shirt off after my 4th martini, and for forcing everyone to look up Sebby on the website Rule 34.


Grell Sutcliff

Ronald Has Pretty PJs

I woke up to a rather interesting sight this morning; a pajama clad Ronald Knox standing on my front door step. I normally wouldn't mind but the idiot robbed me of my last hour of beauty sleep and then stood there for 10 minutes laughing at my pajamas before telling me what he actually came for. "Darling" Ronald had apparently ran out of clean clothes, again, and was on the hunt for any clean shirts or trousers he may have left behind at my place when he was drunk last weekend.

Ronald Knox's drunken shenanigans at every office party usually involve him getting undressed in someway, or getting completely wasted and falling over a table. It has actually become the Shinigami Dispatch Society's weekend motto: "A party isn't a party until Ronald knocks/falls over a table". Though I must admit, he looked adorable in the Mrs Claus outfit at the Christmas Party. We matched~

OK I am going to stop picking on Ronald because that could take up several blogs and even then I would still have more material on him...

So today I am posting from Will's place! The cleanest, most organised house in the universe...until I stay over and then afterwards he spends two days cleaning the place. I did manage to cook dinner right this time. I didn't even give him food poisoning! He told me afterwards that I'm not "completely useless", so dinner must have been nice.
Give me time and I will be able to stop using the smoke alarm as a food timer.

Grell
xx