My Pajamas Could Eat Me

I got the day off work today due to my arm. I really wish William had told me that sooner instead of having be get dressed in my suit with all those buttons just to go into dispatch and be told to go home again. Though sadly I was in just long enough for Ronald and Eric to make crude jokes about my injured wrist.

As a treat/punishment William bought me new pajamas to wear since I'm ill...they are the most unsexy things on the planet, men's and two sizes too big! On the up side they are red and I look rather adorable in my giant flannel pajamas. Also I think I could squeeze myself into One of the legs instead of wearing the full trousers.
Will thought since I kept stealing his he should buy me my own. A nice thought but they are HUGE. I might just wear the top half as a nightdress.

Will has been surprisingly helpful today. So far he has redressed my arm and helped me get changed into my new pajamas (Something which I was more than happy to let~him~do~) but he did make me carry three shopping bags when we were out, a tray full of plates and my scythe. Not all that the same time of course.

He's hoping I'll be better tomorrow.

Ouch!

This might be a little shorter than usual because I'm typing with one hand, which is surprisingly difficult. I got into a spot of bother yesterday at work, fell off a roof and twisted my left arm. I have either torn something or sprained something, I wasn't really listening because my doctor in the infirmary was really cute. Its all bandaged up and it hurts! Will has been too busy for me to tell him about it. (Well someone is in for a shock when he comes home in 2 hours)

Well its not as bad as when I fell off a roof last winter because of the ice and bruised my butt. At least I can sit down...

My arm will heal up quickly but until then I better get some Get Well Soon cards from my fellow shinigami at work...and some chocolates..maybe a few bunches of flowers...and any other gifts they may think of. I am a damsel in distress after all.

To make matters worse its 7:30am I haven't slept because I'm hungry and cooking with one arm is hard and I've hurt the side I sleep on. I'm going to look ghastly at work later.

The Will and I Q/A Session (Part 4)

We're back to our usual schedule so that means we get to finish answering all the questions everyone sent us.

What is your favorite book? And why?
Grell: Right now? American Psycho. Its deliciously morbid and scandalous.

William: At the moment The Once Future King by T. H White. Large books keep me occupied, even though someone drew hearts inside my copy.

If you could be someone else for the day, who would you be and why?
Grell: An actress! No one in particular, just a fabulously dressed lady for a day.

William: Why would I want to be anyone else?

Do you guys have pastimes or hobbies that you do either alone or together?

Grell: I have plenty of hobbies I do alone, sewing, shopping, doll collecting and beautifying myself.
I cook with William, but that is because he thinks I need "supervision".

William: I don't have that many hobbies I do alone usually reading and listening to classical music. I try to play chess but my companion has the attention span of a squirrel, forgets the rules and is both a sore looser and a sore winner.

If you starred in a Shakespeare play, which would it be and who would you play?
Grell: Besides playing Juliet? I would want to play Lady Macbeth or Titania, the Queen of the Fairies.

William: The character Macduff from the play Macbeth. Mainly because Macbeth was an idiot.

Why did you pick those particular glasses? And William did you know that yours wouldn't stay up?
Grell: The colour and the shape of the frames was oh so flattering, how could I not pick them~?

William: They suited me, do I need another reason? And no I did not know that they would slide down so often.

Your opinions on the royal wedding:
Grell: That is a silly human matter. I LOVED her dress though.

William: No Comment.

As always send us more questions~

New Hairdresser Required

I'M FINALLY FINISHED ALL OF MY PUNISHMENT OVERTIME! William has given me back my phone so I'm now back to my overly online active self. I even have tomorrow off! (Technically today since it is almost 6am here in the UK) I'm planning on spending the day sleeping and watching Romeo + Juliet while Will is at work.

I want to thank Amamizu for sending a giant box of American sweets to Ronald. He ate all the peeps in one work day and was hyperactive for hours! He had them lined up on his desk like a little yellow chick army. He even had the ones in his last box NAMED. If Ronnie were human he would probably be in a diabetic coma by now.

I need a new hairdresser. My old one got "fired" because she trimmed one too many inches off my glorious hair. Finding a decent salon is a nightmare when I have to permanently "fire" the staff. She did make a pretty mess though when she left~

Oh! One more little point..

William dearest (I know you read this) I am writing this wearing YOUR blue flannel pajamas, sitting on YOUR side of the bed and eating a sandwich made from YOUR ham from the fridge. I am going to get your side of the bed nice and crumb covered for when you get back from night shift. Maybe I'll even spill some strawberry tea over your pajamas. You know how clumsy little old me can be~ This is what you get for throwing out my Sebby doll Mister Spears.

Life With Grell Sutcliff

Since Grell Sutcliff is knee deep in overtime and he likes to divulge personal information about me on this stupid blog, I am going to get a bit of revenge by doing the exact same thing back to him. So here's a little summary of what life is like living with Grell Sutcliff.

- He sleeps until 3pm on his days off and then spends the rest of the day wandering around in MY pajamas.

-He can whine for hours about a broken nail.

-The amount of red that has taken over my house is frightening.


-He gets incredibly jealous of female staff members.

-He is insufferable when he is ill and can continue the illness act long after he is supposed to be better.

-He cant cook and his biggest achievement is making an omelet without setting the fire alarm off.

-He hides under the bed covers in the morning to avoid being seen without make up.

-He still thinks I don't know about the "Sebasuchan" doll that was hidden under our bed. He doesn't know that I threw it out along with all his photographs of the soul stealing piece of filth.

-Hair products have taken over my bathroom.

I think that is everything I have to say today. Grell will be back with his usual mindless nonsense tomorrow once he has finished his punishment. I just borrowed his blog for the night, since he was so courteous as to leave himself logged in on my computer from last time he borrowed it.

William T Spears

The Queen of Overtime

Thanks to my last blog William has rewarded me with a substantial amount of over time and a rather nasty job to complete next weekend. He's also confiscated my mobile phone since it is a "constant distraction from work". As you can probably guess, he's back to normal. Everyone can relax and Ronald can stop writing his will from under his desk.

I'll write more about Will later because he's my delightfully cold knight in shining armour this evening~!

So a quick summary of my day (which was much longer than desired thanks to Will and his love of giving out overtime)

I woke up on time but I still managed to be late for work because I couldn't find one of my shoes and spent the morning hunting for it. I got a lecture from William about being late and had my phone taken off me for probably the hundredth time since I bought the thing. I picked up my death list, which was horrible because Will has arranged it so I had to deal with deaths he knew I would hate. (Mainly annoying whiny women and one death involving eyes, which was so unnervingly disgusting of a death I couldn't help but shudder watching it. It was gross.) After all that I then popped to the glasses department to replace the chain of my glasses as it was getting a little worse for wear and then I went home, collapsed on my sofa until William made me something to eat; extra rare steak with potato. (I want a second helping, its been on my mind since I cleared my plate earlier)

Now for the reason why William is wonderful and my knight in shining armour!

Eric told me before I finished my overtime today that William punished someone in our department for saying horrible things about me. Apparently this shinigami called me a rather unpleasant name (Lets just say its another word for prostitute along with several other nasty names, I'm a lady I don't swear...often) and not only that, they said it to Will's face. This lead to this shinigami receiving a mountain of overtime and possibly being transferred departments due to "misconduct". Of course once I found this out I had to reward~ William for his gentlemanly behaviour...several times~

Ah! William you are my prince charming! My knight in shining white armour! My stone faced guardian angel! My hero~!

Cheer Up William (A message to William T Spears)

Will is going to hate me for posting this blog but I dont care I need a rant and I have no where else to put it. This also explains my lack of blogs lately as I have been too annoyed to write anything.

Ok so the short version of the story: William had an argument with Undertaker. Since then my beloved supervisor has been in an absolutely foul mood. This has made the entire department nervous because everyone is worried about upsetting him further. (Me included)

I am writing this blog to say cheer up William T Spears. I love you to bits and I wish you would just slap me around and make both of us feel better. You're my best friend, my lover, my superior and partner (In and out of work) and I hate seeing you so miserable. I want to be able to talk to you without being yelled at. Its weird seeing you so upset over something that wasn't my fault and I cant fix it. At least take it out on me the way you usually do. I'm starting to miss your little love punches~

That shall be it for my sappy, public blog (Yeah Will I posted this is public where everyone can see it) hopefully everything will be back to normal soon and I can go back to posting my usual happy, daily blogs.

Love you loads~

Grell