Getting Some Head

I thought I should write another one of these since I'm bored between deaths. I would bother Willy but he seems to have wandered off somewhere.

So yes~ I have already been asked a few questions about my new office accessory. So let me explain. I havent gone and picked up bad habits from that old timer Undertaker. He like dead bodies and zombies. I just needed a new pen holder. As you can all probably guess from my fabulous red coat, I love keeping little souvenirs~

I haven't been simply lounging around doing nothing during my little absence. We've been having a tiny little demon problem, well ok it was only one demon. Of course Dispatch sent their most skilled, talented and beautiful red reaper after it. I spent the entirety of two weeks hunting for that thing and he was quickly becoming a pain in my backside. It was only last week that I managed to cause he and head to part ways and to bring the curtain down on the entire escapade.

I'm not normally one for keeping something so gory but I had just cleaned my office and I had an empty spot on my desk that was bothering me. Demon fangs make their skulls quite pretty and skulls in general can be fabulous in fashion. I doubt I would go bone collecting again it was frightfully messy and bleaching it irritated my nails. I'll just stick to "borrowing" fashion accessories from now on. I am tempted to paint my new toy red though, and maybe a little dusting of glitter would make it look even better.

And before anyone asks~ Will has no problem with me keeping a demon skull in my office. If it was a human one I would probably get suspended again for being up to mischief. He has complained that he finds it a little grotesque but I'm still keeping it and he knows better than to argue. But it does irritate me a little when Ronald makes it talk. It's a skull, not a puppet.

Guess Who's Back~!

I must apologise to you all for vanishing. I must admit that it did cross my pretty mind to abandon my darling blog, stop procrastinating and stop Will whining at me about it but then I realised that it would be unlike an actress to suddenly abandon her adoring audience. So I came back~

Who missed me~? ...If you didn't I don't care I'm here anyway.

It is hard to believe that I have been talking to you all for an entire year now. I knew I had some wonderful fans but I didn't know you all would be so interesting to talk to. I usually find humans a little dull and short lived, but I guess I can make an exception for those who love me.

Well I suppose you all want to hear how everyone is. Will as always is his usual self. He's the only man I know that can go for centuries and change nothing about himself. Sadly that does make my man a little bit of a fuddy-duddy when it comes to gadgets. He still prefers his pet pigeon to a mobile phone. And before anyone asks about Ronnie I haven't seen him in two days. I think he has discovered video games again.

So what has changed with little old me~? Other than my ever expanding wardrobe and makeup collection there isn't that much. Alas I forgot to report the joy of Valentines Day on here. I will have to make that up to you all at some point. I now have a skull in my office. I learned the hard way that scraping out eyes and boiling bone is a little tricky, and messy. If you are ever to try it I recommend wearing gloves, it ruins your nails. I am yet to give him a name, any suggestions~? I thought Yorick would be too predictable.

And excuse my blog layout at the moment. I'm having a little spring clean~