Wednesday 30 March 2011

WILL'S BACK!!!!




My darling's conference got cancelled a few days early! I wasted little time in whisking him back home again for a five hour catching~up~session~. He's as pretty and perfect as when he left. He needs to get a hair cut but that just gives me more hair to run my perfectly painted finger tips through. So I'm back to writing my blogs sitting on his bed and wearing one of his shirts, which are way too big on me. (I LOVE men with broad shoulders!)

I am so loved up at right now! I want to write a few love related blogs to celebrate my Prince coming back to me. Anyone got any ideas? If not meh. I've got William to keep me ~occupied~

Oh and those people who have been telling William lies about me to try and split us up...the lack of feeling in my legs at the moment is proof that he really doesnt swing your way. So stop trying to get him.

Grell
xx

Monday 28 March 2011

Shinigami Slumber Party!


Sorry about the unpleasantness of my previous post but I just had to yell at few people and clear a few things up. So now to tell you all about my fabulous slumber party, though I must admit staying over night with three rather handsome men in their nightwear didn't really turn out as juicy as I hoped. Maybe I should have made a no pajamas rule...

There was a bit of a slow start, since Alan was a little late because he was ill (Poor wee thorns of DEATH infected baby~) and I ended up getting life advice from a homeless man.

We had a tantalizing night, full of cocktail sipping and ice cream. Not to mention our determination to watch my entire film collection all in one night. Of course Ronald was up to his usual experimental drink mixing activities, while Undertaker backcombed Ron's hair and Alan and I drooled over the actors in Sweeny Todd. (We do a wonderful sing a long to the song Little Priest)

Oh I included a little clip of Moulin Rouge because I know that Alan reads my blog and it is his favourite song from the movie. (And yes I WANT that dress!!!!)


I'm happy to have finally written this up.

Love you all~

Grell
xx

Such DRAMA!

Right before I write a happy cheery blog about my sleepover I want to explain a few things and put some people in their place.

FIRSTLY!!

People have been trying to steal William from me!!!! And I just want to say one thing to those sad, desperate women telling him LIES about me~

William T Spears is and always will be MINE. He's my hubby~ My darling~ My big, tall sexy supervisor wrapped up in a fabulously tailored wrapper. If he tells me that he has received one more message full of lies I will find out who the person is and pay them a visit with my precious death scythe...and I'll take my time to savour every delicious crimson splatter it makes. After all I am a lady how dare you accuse me of such things.

Mess with my man, I mess with your internal organs

Lastly~

William has deactivated his twitter account. Some of you might have noticed already but he's gone. He has decided that it is too much of a distraction from his work and that he would be better off without it.

Grell
x

Saturday 26 March 2011

Busy Being Fabulous


This is just a tiny update so no one will worry about little old me. Since I will be entertaining this weekend there wont be an blog posting tomorrow night and I wont be able to reply to any of your fabulous messages. I shall be more than happy to share all the juicy details of Saturday night with you all on Sunday.

I better have messages when I get back~!

Ta Ta for Now~

Grell
xx

Friday 25 March 2011

Who You Gonna Call?


Did you know that acting supervisors cant just give themselves the day off when they feel like it? I didn't. So I had to leave my nice, peaceful morning off to go back to my ghastly, noisy office. And it was TERRIBLE!! Remember how I wanted to be a good supervisor while William was away and thought I could handle it? Well that didn't quite work out this evening. So I'm actually just going to list my bouts of bad luck!

1) Ronald sliced his hand open while messing with Alan's death scythe. I don't know first aid like Will does but I tried to bandage it. Now he has a giant, bandage covered hand that looks like a club. Well...at least the bleeding stopped...

2) I've lost several files somewhere in the office and Personnel Department called me to ask for them. I had to lie and tell them that they must be still be with General Affairs and that I didn't get them. When they find out I lied my pretty red head is going to be in serious trouble!

3) One of the drawers in William's filing cabinet is stuck. Its sitting three quarters of the way open and wont open or close any further. I would usually leave it but I need to get stuff out of that drawer. Apparently it does that all the time and only William knows how to fix it.

4) I've LOST a trainee! I sent him to the shinigami library to pick up something but that place is so big that I haven't seen him since. Its been four hours now!! Maybe I should send a search party out for him tomorrow.

So after all that I locked myself in my office and decided to call William for help. If there was anyone who would know how to deal with this situation it would be him. And the good news is...He is meeting me tomorrow for tea!! He wants to give me a few tips before he has to go back to his training conference. I'm going to treat it like a date no matter what he says. Oo I might wear my red dress! But then again he might yell at me for being out of uniform on an outing he considers "work related". I shall have to plan my outfit carefully. Maybe if I'm really lucky I'll drag him somewhere more private and clothes wont really matter because they will be on the floor.

Love you all~

Grell
xx

P.S I changed the settings on my sweet little blog to allow anyone to comment even if they don't have a blogger account. So say hello~

Wednesday 23 March 2011

I MISS YOU!!!!

ALL WORK AND NO WILLIAM MAKES GRELL A DULL GIRL
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Tuesday 22 March 2011

Blogging While Cookie Munching


Today was BORING! I never realised how dead the office is when everyone else is out working. I spent all day sitting doing paperwork and waiting for someone to call me with a problem, which didn't happen. There is only a certain amount tea I can drink and facials I can give myself while sitting at my desk before I loose it and start jumping at the phone every time it rings. How does Will do this??!! I'll be more prepared tomorrow for the soul crushing boredom.

In other news I have raspberry flavour cookies and Ronald Knox needs a hair cut, BADLY. (And he wont let me braid it!) Maybe he sees how fabulous I look and has decided to copy me. I cant help it, I'm a trend setter~

Oh! And artwork by @Nekocandii one of my wonderful Grellettes~

Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx

12 Days until William T Spears returns (I miscalculated his return date. I think I'm going to CRY!)

Monday 21 March 2011

How Does William Do This Everyday?!


Well I had a rough start this morning. First of all I didn't get any sleep last night because I was so busy getting everything sorted for my first day as acting supervisor. I'm exhausted! But I'll be fine, don't start worrying about little old me. So once I got all of the work sorted for today I snuggled up in bed to savor the last few moments of peace before I had to get ready for work. It was then that my phone started ringing...continuously. Ronald Knox had managed to get himself LOST while on the job so he was both late for a collection and lost somewhere in London. Not to mention that the bus Eric was scheduled to be on for a collection broke down and he was also late. I was forced to leave my pretty bed to go deal with their problems. Everything was easily sorted, so once that was dealt with I could sit back in Will's office and finish off my work. I even managed to hand everything in before the 11am deadline and organise the classes for the new trainees.

I am ACTUALLY getting the hang of this boss thing!

So I'm trying to keep myself occupied so I don't get too miserable with Will being gone. So I ordered Ronald to clean my entire office as punishment for being both late and hungover this morning. He's no Sebby but Ronald is one hell of a floor cleaner. It was so quiet and dead this evening that we even had time to go through some of the old unused drawers in my office and redress my mannequin several times. I found my old pair of glasses from the shinigami academy in one of the drawers. They look horrible on me! But I shall keep them in their little red case just for memories sake. I wonder if Will still has his old pair...

Oh and on the topic of trying not to miss Will, I am organising a girls night in! Sadly I don't know many girls so I'm dragging Undertaker and Ronald to my place this weekend to eat ice cream and watch movies with me. They don't really have a choice in the matter. I'm the boss and I say we're throwing a girly party. Oo I wonder if Alan would be interested in going~

So I'm off to paint my nails.

Love you all~

Grell
xx


10 Days until William T Spears returns

Red Supervisor of DEATH☆


I was going to do my usual Sebby Sunday but I have actual news to report so the sexy images will have to wait.

I was going to writing a big depressing blog about how I said good bye to William tonight and he's gone forever. OK two weeks, but it will feel like forever! (Maybe I should get a cat, that is what lonely people buy, right?) That is why there was no blog yesterday, I was too busy giving Will a ~proper~ good bye. I'd give more details but I'm a lady and don't kiss and tell. (Unless you ask very, very nicely~)

Right, so back to the reason why I am not overly depressed. (Or at least trying not to be) So I packed my things at Will's place, everything from my copy of American Psycho to my low fat mayonnaise, and I went back to my place where I checked my mail (which I rarely do, I usually just grab my fashion catalogues and parcels and ignore the rest) and I had a letter from the Management Division. Of course I thought I was in trouble for something so I opened it and got a little surprise. It turned out that since so many supervisors will be away at that silly conference that they have had to temporally promote some of the dispatch shinigami. So for two weeks I am an acting supervisor!! I get to use William's office and everything! Since I complained about being so bored William gave me a recommendation.

So I'm going to spend tonight doing paperwork and organising everything for tomorrow. I've been following Will around enough over the years to somewhat know what to do. Also I have a meeting tomorrow afternoon to organise the training of the new shinigami.

I'M QUEEN OF THE OFFICE!


Grell
xx

11 Days until William T Spears returns

Friday 18 March 2011

Pigtails of DEATH☆!


I'm writing this from my desk in the shinigami offices. There is no one else around at the moment so I can blog away, and wear my hair in pigtails without anyone saying anything. (Not like I would take them out even if they did say anything)

Plan "Keep William" is still on going. I tried throwing out his suitcases (plan B) but he just bought new ones and gave me a bit of a "talking too". (And not in the nice naughty way) I think I might have to try a new approach, since I now have bruises after his reaction to Plan B. If he does leave I'll just have to make sure that he is covered in love bites under his suit so that everyone will know that he is MINE.

Any one have any ideas what I could do for two weeks without William? The longest I've went without seeing him since we met has been 5 days. It's going to be weird.

Ok never mind my insecure whining. I had an interesting work day today. I realised that I never blog about my work day since I'm always occupied with office gossip so here are some writings of DEATH☆

So I've been a busy girl today in the last 24 hours I've had to collect...

2 Heart attacks
1 Suicide
1 Car Crash victim
3 Sickness related deaths.
1 Murder

That's actually a lot of work for me for ONE day. I need a holiday! And I'm getting sick of looking at hospitals lately. Those polished floors and my fabulous heels are not always a good combination. Imagine dying and your grim reaper falls over on the way into the room. Seriously people,cut down on the floor wax! I have an image to maintain!

Now I have to write up all the work I did today like a good girl so Will wont punish me again.

Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx

Thursday 17 March 2011

Happy Saint Patrick's Day Grellettes!

I'm writing an early one today because I have to work tonight. Apparently I have to make up for the work I missed last night due to Will and I's "encounter". (And for some of you who think Will has been too nice to me lately, he hit me with a book ten minutes ago and it hurt, luckily it wasn't a hard back)

I don't usually celebrate Saint Patrick's Day but its usually Ronald's excuse to do his "Day til you DIE" routine and get drunk. So in preparation for his shenanigans William has scheduled him to work up a mountain for the entire day. Alan is off sick again so Eric is off the Playstation and covering his workload. In my case I don't have to work for another three hours so I'm going to sit my fabulous self down, watch Public Enemies and drool over Johnny Depp. (I don't usually go for humans but he is YUMMY! I could eat him up with a side of ice cream, but he's so hot he would probably melt it all)

So HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!

Love you all~

Grell
xx

WANTED: New Clothes~


I'm not really in the mood for a long blog today as I'm a little...distracted~ at the moment. I've had a glorious day so I'll start at the beginning so you can all understand my good mood.

I had a rather early soul reaping this morning (Simple homicide nothing fancy)and I arrived back at the office to discover something horrible; I had lost a button off the top of my waistcoat. As usual I sat at my desk back at the shinigami realm and took a bit of a Twitter bound temper tantrum about my missing button. (Its a vintage waistcoat they don't exactly come with spare buttons) I had really nothing else to do so I decided to finish what I was doing and leave for the day. Also if Will caught me with a missing button I would get a lecture on being in an untidy uniform.

My plans were foiled however when I ran into my sexy supervisor on my out of the building. Of course I got the lecture on how gods of DEATH should be well presented etc etc, and then he invited me out for lunch since we were both having a slow day. (Yippee!) So we wandered to the canteen in the shinigami offices where some IDIOT bumped into me and showered me in the contents of my tray, leaving me standing covered from head to toe in pasta sauce. (Well that is one white shirt RUINED!) William, being the gentleman that he is, escorted me away to his place (It was closer and I was in the middle of a hissy fit at that point to be honest) where I could change into some of his clothes.

...That was at 3pm and lets just say its now after 2am, I'm still there and the subject of clothes hasn't really come up since.

And that is why I have nothing overly thoughtful to blog about.
So much for not writing a long blog.

Love you all~

Grell
xx

Wednesday 16 March 2011

No One Puts Grelly in the Corner

I'm going to start this off with a bit of a rant because there is a few things I want to clear up with my fellow shinigami:

1) I DON'T whiten my teeth.

2) My teeth are REAL. They are not dentures Eric!

3) I DON'T have a tongue ring and asking me to stick my tongue out to prove it was unnecessary.

4) I'm NOT ginger! (not that there is anything wrong with being ginger. I just hate when people get my hair colour wrong)

Some of the rumors about me in this office are unbelievable! I guess I cant blame them for having fantasies about me and making up little stories.

Ok now those points are cleared up and off my chest, On with the blog!

Operation "Keep William" officially started today and I've discovered that begging and hugging his waist wont work and makes him make me sit in the corner of his office for most of the work day and confiscate my phone. Apparently if I'm going to act like a child he is going to punish me like one. So I shall have to come up with a plan B for tomorrow.

I got another request from HAPPYWISE asking about clothing and my wardrobe. So here's some random points about my wardrobe:

- I own four corsets. (One steel boned)

- I don't cross dress all the time. I wear jeans and shirts sometimes just like every other "guy".

-I have 12 dresses, which I wear on special occasions. I do own other items of women's fashion that I do occasionally wear outside of work.

- I own WAY too much lingerie.

- I've lost count of how many pairs of sunglasses I own.

- I have red legwarmers which other shinigami find hilarious but they keep my ankles warm so I don't care.

I just remembered that I have important work to do for tomorrow so I shall see you all later my Grellettes~

Buh Bye~

Grell
xx

Monday 14 March 2011

Bad News


I'm writing two posts today since I have actual news to report, other than my requested beauty blog. I found out today that William is leaving us for two weeks. He has some kind of training conference (I wasn't really listening) to go too and will be out of contact with myself and the rest of the dispatch society. Everyone else is treating it like a holiday but I'm going to miss him. Oh my god, what happens if he meets someone else?!?! Some one less "attentive". Someone prettier. Someone who is actually female! That's it, since this is his last week here I am commencing project "Keep William"! I am going to beg, plead, (steal his suitcases) and do anything it takes to get him to stay in London.

If it doesn't work expect a lot of depressing blogs about watching chick flicks and eating ice cream. So who wants to join me in watching Moulin Rouge and crying at all the love songs? (Yes I got a new DVD. Yippee!)

Now I must leave you because my weight watchers desert is almost defrosted.

Buh Bye~

Grell
xx

Hair and Make-up (A Requested Blog for HAPPYWISE)


I received a request from HAPPYWISE to write a blog about my hair and make-up. This is one of my favourite subjects so I couldn't resist the opportunity to fabulize you all into looking like yours truly~
(Also preventing possible make up disasters which drive me to murdering people)

So here is some make up tips from your auntie Grell~

1) Always invest in long lasting foundation. (Us shinigami run around a lot so as little make up touch ups as possible is always a good thing)

2) Conceal your dark circles. (When you wear glasses dark circles under your eyes are more noticeable.)

3) Tend to your eyebrows. (Another glasses wearing essential. Perfect eyebrows)

4) Buy an eyelash curler.

5) Expensive doesn't always make it better.

My Make Up List:

Concealer
Foundation
Face powder
Eyeliner
A light dusting of eyeshadow (it really helps if you know what goes with your eye colour)
Fake eyelashes/Mascara
Lip balm (Mine is strawberry flavoured for tasty kisses~)
Lipstick (Special occasions)
Nail polish

Wow Will's right I DO wear a lot of make up. I didn't notice until I wrote it all down.

Ok time for the Hair!

I've been asked a few times about my hair colour and before anyone even thinks about asking me again...Yes I am a Natural red head!

How I keep my hair looking its best:

1) Blow dry it, but not too much (If you over dry your hair it will go fuzzy and you will kill it with heat)

2) Conditioner!

3) Conditioning masks. (These are a god send for long hair. Just rub it in, leave for 2 minutes and rise it out)

4) Get it cut regularly (I get mine cut every 4 weeks. It keeps the ends looking wonderful and stops my shorter layers growing out)

I think that should be everything. I hope my Grellettes found this useful in someway.

Love you all~

Grell
xx

Sunday 13 March 2011

Sebby Sunday! (3)




I haven't done one of these in a while and since I do nothing on Sundays, except beautify myself for work on Monday, I thought I would share some more Sebby images with you and take some time to respond to comments. I'm nice like that~


Nina:
"Free to a good home: One Ronald Knox?
Me have, please? I'd be able to put up with his pokemon obsession!"


Answer:
Sorry I'm not allowed to sell Ronald. I'd love too but Will wont let me and if Ronald goes missing any time soon I am going to get blamed on it.

Ronald Knox:
"OI...No Wait..SELL ME. I WONT HAVE TO WORK. IM NOW CHEAPER THAN FREE!"

Answer: Way to sell your self short there Ronald. I read that comment out to William so enjoy your overtime~

NekoCandii:
"Aww maybe you could rent him out occasionally instead of selling him (^_~)"
Answer: Would that not make Knoxy a gigolo?

HappyWise Bunny: "Yay!! Finally I can read your pretty Grellish writings again...Ah my poor Grell. I'm so worry when Will-san had to keep Ur laptop and gave you that dirty punishment, He is so cruel >.< But at least you can see him laughing at you. His laugh is a very rare thing, right? Anyway I really love your sweet red blog and keep stalking on it.Thank you for reading my comment"
Answer: I'm happy to be back and happy to have you as a stalker. Will's punishment wasn't that bad. He has done worse to me before. At least I still have my death scythe. And Will's laugh isn't that rare. He doesn't laugh often but outside of work he actually has a sense of humor.

Sorry if that was a little dull but I love giving some time to my adoring audience~ ...and Ronald.

Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx

The Laptop has Returned!

I'm BACK! You may have noticed Will's irritated post the other day after he confiscated my laptop but I completed all of my punishments so he gave me back.

He made me do DIY! I'm still picking green paint off the frames of my glasses and I broke a nail. He's such a horrible, horrible man! (Incredibly sexy though x) I hate painting. I have to wear flat shoes and ugly scruffy clothes and Will always laughs at me when I fall off the ladder.

I'm making this a short blog today since I have done nothing all day except do paper work and watch Will work. It's 1am on a Saturday night and I'm watching Will work. You would think I would have something better to do. Oo I wonder if I could get his attention~ I think I have my little red nightdress around here somewhere. I could slip it on, hop onto his desk and see if I could draw his attention away from work for a few hours...

My imagination is getting the best of me. I've got to go

Thursday 10 March 2011

An Announcement from the Dispatch Management Division


Dear Grell Sutcliff's "Audience"

Due to Grell's inability to preform his work correctly I have confiscated his laptop and taken over his blog since he so stupidly left himself logged in. Personally I don't see why he wastes his time on such rubbish when he has more important things to do.

I am yet to decide on an appropriate punishment for his latest blog, especially the part concerning his tardiness this morning. Not to mention his persistence in trying to unbutton my trousers at the moment is making me consider deleting all the images of vermin saved on this laptop.

I shall have a word with mister Sutcliff in private about the matter.

My sincerest apologies for ramblings of this "thing"

William T Spears
Supervisor from the Dispatch Management Division

In Trouble AGAIN


Remember how I said in an earlier post that Will doesn't like it when I write about him in my blog? Well he read yesterdays post about me wanting to touch his hair and now I'm being punished, and not in a good way. I thought a decent spanking would have kept him happy but NO I have to clean the entire office! Not to mention he gave me paperwork to do over the weekend AND I have to paint his living room. Well...the painting thing is a punishment for something else entirely but I still DON'T WANT TO DO WORK! So I'm going to write this blog to procrastinate and protest over it. Even though Will will read it and give me something else to do, or take away my computer. I'll just have to find a way to change his mind wont I~? I am sure I can think of a few things just of the top of my seductive little red head~

I've been rather naughty today since William wasn't in this morning. I was three hours late for work (It was cold outside and my bed was cosy) and then spent most of the day hiding in the shinigami library or getting lunch with Alan. It wasn't until this afternoon that everything turned horrible and William screamed at me and I realised that I had left my pink scarf in the shinigami library. I tried to go back for it but I couldn't find it. I know it is somewhere in the B section, and considering how many humans there are with a surname starting with B, that is a really really big section. R.I.P Scarf, I will never forget you~ (until I buy a prettier replacement)

Oh and in other William related news. Will says that I cant sell Ronald Knox because we are understaffed and we need him. Sorry girls. Looks like we are keeping Knoxy.

Well I should really get back to work before someone notices that I'm sitting typing instead of cleaning.

Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx


P.S Thank you NekoCandii

Free to a Good Home: One Ronald Knox


Everyone around here is going to bed so I shall use my blog to keep my sleepy self occupied; even though William looks so CUTE when he is sleeping. I would pet his hair but he has frighteningly good reflexes when it comes to being touched in his sleep.

There has been hardly any work done around here lately. With Eric's on-going Black Ops addiction and Ronald's new found love of Pokemon I give it a few more days until Will completely snaps and shuts off the elctricity to the shinigami offices. That still wont deter Ronald and his DSi but at least it will stop him looking stuff up on Pokemon websites while at work.

Dearest Knoxy has been more lazy and irritating than usual lately. Not only does he keep informing me of his gaming progress (If I hear the words "Grell-senpai! Its evolving!" one more time...) he wrinkled my laundry and taught the general affairs staff the lyrics to "I don't like your Grell-friend", a stupid song he made up to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend". I want to feed him to his own lawnmower.

My Moulin Rouge disk has returned! Well...parts of it any way. The culprit is still a mystery and whoever it is owes me a pressie. It better be a new Moulin Rouge DVD AND something else (preferably shoe related).

Oh I noticed a rise in the number of people following my little blog thanks to some fabulous person. Feel free to say hello, don't let the teeth fool you, I don't bite~

Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx

Monday 7 March 2011

An Apology (aka Grell's punishment enforced by William T Spears)

Dear Staff Members of the Shinigami Dispatch Society London Branch

I am writing this blog in order to apologise for my behaviour at the office party last weekend. In my defense I have never drank vodka before and I am pretty sure that Ronald kept topping my glass up when I was not looking.

I apologise for spanking, clinging on too or kissing any members of staff. Especially Ronald Knox who I remember groping while singing "Man! I Feel Like a Woman".

I am also sorry for taking my shirt off after my 4th martini, and for forcing everyone to look up Sebby on the website Rule 34.


Grell Sutcliff

Wednesday 2 March 2011

Hello 21st Century



Ronald and I were having a discussion about differences between working in the 21st century and the 19th century. This was mainly sparked my Eric's new addiction to Black Ops...Seriously! We haven't seen him in nearly 5 days. I wonder if he is still alive...

But any way here is my list of "New" things I love:

Hair Straighteners

My i-pod (red headphones included)

Better make-up (I actually wonder sometimes how I survived without long lasting foundation)

Rights! (yeah I could get all political and stuff here but I wont)

Better clothes

My cute little red laptop that I write my blogs on.

Soap! (Yes we all washed back then but other people smell less now)

All year round strawberries

...Ok I think that is everything, or at least the main things. I will make Ronald write one of these as well, especially since it was his idea in the first place.
Oo maybe I could ask Will what he thinks and stick his list up here, if he'll let me.

By the way I am still on the hunt for my missing CD and plug.




Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx