An Actual Update

Ah! My little blog I have been in such an overworked tizzy I forgot all about you, with the exception of my rather long entry about kisses, but I think it is time for a real update.

Since my silly subordinate broke his wrist I have been swamped with doing all of his work so I apologise for my absence. Ronald since I last posted about him is right as rain again, with the exception of the occasional twinge when he uses his scythe. He's still bandaged up and he is currently using his cast to store female staff members' phone numbers.

I'm still handling his reaping and he does all the paperwork. It's much more fun for me that way. The more Deadly I get to be the better~

To reward myself for all my hard work I treated myself to a little makeup shopping spree. I was starting to run low on my supply and I would hate to be seen in public without even a little touch of makeup. Perhaps I will wear some of my newer products if I manage to convince Will to take me out on another date. All this hard work has made cuddling up next to my man on time every night difficult.

20 Kisses~

I am procrastinating instead of doing overtime. So hello~

I was feeling a little romantic and informative today so I thought I would educate you all on different kisses. (Because I found a list of them in between make up shopping and other work avoiding activities) I might even rate the ones I've tried.

Kiss Number 1: The French Kiss

Awha~! My favourite~! Kisses with tongue can send such exquisite shudders down your spine and send you in a whirl of butterflies...but it can take a little work to get it perfect. Luckily this little gesture is fun to practice. I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue so this lady is well rehearsed.

10/10

Kiss Number 2: The Butterfly Kiss
(When you flutter your eyelashes against another person's or that special someone's cheek)

This one is a little pointless when you wear glasses.

1/10

Kiss Number 3: The Single-Lip Kiss
(When you suck on your partner's lower lip)

This makes me tingle but French kisses are better and usually following it.

6/10

Kiss Number 4: The Spiderman Kiss
(Kissing while one of you hangs upside down)

I tried this once, Will wouldn't do it so he left me hanging upside down and all my blood rushed to my head and made me dizzy.

0/10 (Maybe more if I try again & get a proper kiss)

Kiss Number 5: The Earlobe Kiss
(Kissing/Sucking your lover's earlobe)

This is perfection when you add a little playful nip~! It can even make Will's cheeks heat up~

10/10

Kiss Number 6: The Lip Gloss Kiss
(Putting on lip gloss and intentionally transferring it onto your lover with your lips)

William would smack me for even thinking about doing that. I like my men makeup free but each to their own.

0/10

Kiss Number 7: The Eskimo Kiss
(Rubbing your nose against your partner's nose)

Another one of my favourites~! Just the thought of being pressed closely to someone with only our noses touching! Awha~ So romantic~!

10/10

Kiss Number 8: The Cheek Kiss
(Kissing someone's cheek. I feel a little silly even explaining this one)

Its cute but a little boring. Sweet kisses belong on the lips ...or other sensitive body parts.

4/10

Kiss Number 9: The Hickey
(Not really a kiss but it is a bruise left behind when someone sucks on your skin, usually your neck)

I LOVE THESE! I like to think of them as little passion souvenirs. Alas I am forbidden to give them as my pearly whites make them a little messy, but there is nothing wrong with a light nibble.

10/10

Kiss Number 10: The Secret Message Kiss
(Spelling out a secret message with the tip of your tongue during a french kiss)

Who has the ability to spell during a french kiss?!

0/10

Kiss Number 11: The Vampire Kiss
(The cause of hickeys!)

Last time I gave one of these Will needed bandages.

8/10

Kiss Number 12: The Wet Kiss
(Basically kissing while your lips are wet)

This sounds like a normal kiss but any kisses are welcome kisses~

7/10

Kiss Number 13: The Lizard Kiss
(Darting your tongue in and out like a lizard)

Creepy!!!!! ...I cant write anything else since the mere thought of being kissed like that makes me both giggle and cringe at the same time.

0/10

Kiss Number 14: The Air Kiss
(Kissing both of your friend's cheeks as a greeting or to say goodbye)

Dull and not romantic.

2/10

Kiss Number 15: The Biting Kiss
(After a french kiss you grab your lover's tongue with your teeth just as they are about to pull away)

Hm such tantalizing little nibbles. It makes me almost cry out every time.

8/10

Kiss Number 16: The Angel Kiss
(Kissing someone on their eyelids)

There is nothing better to wake up to. It makes you feel so warm and cuddly inside. I have caught Will doing this once and he has denied doing it ever since.

10/10

Kiss Number 17: The Neck Kiss
(Kissing someone's neck normally without biting or sucking)

I just hope this kiss leads to kiss number 11, but if not it still gives you such wonderful goosebumps.

9/10

Kiss Number 18: The Jawline Kiss
(Kissing along your lover's jaw)

A little tip from me, kiss your way to your partner's ear and then bite their earlobe, gently of course~

10/10

Kiss Number 19:The Breath Kiss
(Breathe into each other's mouths like you're giving playful CPR)

Why?!?! That is almost as weird as the lizard kiss!

0/10

Kiss Number 20: The LOVE Kiss

The love kiss is a special kind of kiss. It looks like a normal kiss but your eyes meet, your heart starts to race and when your lips join you get a wonderful swirl of butterflies in your stomach. Everything around you seems to melt away into the distance and your head is full of nothing but loving thoughts.

100/10

Bloody Meat and Sundaes

Here's a little tip, if you have a subordinate who you usually mentor, don't leave them alone for five minutes they might have an accident.

Ok I'll explain what happened.

Me and Ronnie dearest met for lunch this afternoon before his evening shift and I believe I have ruined my wonderful figure by devouring a fabulous, cherry topped sundae the size of my head simply because Ronald said I wouldn't be able to eat it all. What can I say~? Ice cream bring out the little girl in me~ ...also using it to wash down a rather large extra rare steak is really going to make it add to my calorie intake..maybe it was a bad idea.

But any way, after dinner and a rather long discussion about Ronald's love life I left him to go home to my stoic hubby and Ronald went to work.
Well that was until I received a message from him an hour or two later.

I, being the wonderful mentor that I am, rushed to my fellow reaper's aid. (After I took some time to touch up my make up and hair of course. A lady of Death has to look her best) A demon has interrupted Ronald's first death of the night and even though it was dead by the time I got there Ronald was a little battered. My poor little junior had to have his collection finished by me and then escorted to the infirmary.

Now before any of you start to panic he's fine. He just has a few scratches and bruises and a broken right wrist. I think it must have been twisted because I've never seen a bone stick out like that before, it was gross. But he'll be right as rain in no time. He's all patched up and spending the night in the infirmary with a nurse to keep him company.

I'm Waterlogged

I am waiting on my make up brushes to dry so I thought I would pop by to say hello~ again. I've had a pretty bad day today so I thought doing a spot of cleaning (and playing with my make up collection) would cheer me up...and of course leaving a little blog for my darling audience for the second day in a row.

I had a bit of a spat with my ever so stoic lover today over silly work related issues. It was a stupid fight but I still ended up sulking and not coming back to the office when I had collected all of my cinematic records for the day. Instead I decided to sit in the rain on a roof somewhere near Brighton. My hair got ruined but it was still quite pleasant sitting watching people try to scurry out of the horrible weather. Of course Will eventually found me and we made up for our silly row earlier. Awha~! How I love kissing in the rain~! Its like something from a romance novel~!

Just so you know William T Spears is horrible when it comes to apologising...but he makes up for it by being so well endowed with other ~skills~

But since our little lovers quarel he has returned to work. (He's been doing overtime lately) and I am at home trying to wash rain water out of my locks and return myself to my usual non-soggy state.

A few of you mentioned that I'm a lefty after my last post. Of course I am left handed, Will and Ronald are too if you have ever noticed.

Working~Girl~

Awha~ my dearest readers it has been another week and I have been a busy girl so I send you the sincerest apologises from my little red heart. Not that I've been busy with DEATH so much as paperwork. You 21st century humans are awfully healthy, it saves me on work, unless you go and kill each other which humans seem to do a lot, no matter what century it is. My darling scythe does ache for more DEATH though, I'm in need of a fitting work out. A mass murder perhaps~ come on humanity ease my boredom.

Speaking of murder and DEATH I have the day off today! Sadly my darling Willy is still on duty so Ronald came over to keep me company, also he's currently hiding from several girls back at dispatch so he was happy to escape to my abode~. So we've spent the night indulging in horror movies. If I didn't know better I would think Ronald was frightened. ...This is why I need a real man around not a bratty boy.

With all this free time today I even took a little extra time to do my nails. They're now red with little black hearts. Sadly the hearts on my left hand didn't come out as pretty as the ones on my right. I really should have forced Ronald to do my left hand for me. Tch what a pity.

New Sheets

The scythe gash on my arm still hasn't healed since my last beautiful blog and Will is still quite vocal about not giving me any sympathy for its stinginess so I cant whine about it. He's also still quite grumpy that is hair is now shorter and yet to properly grow back after my little hairdressing accident.

He took a break from his moodiness to spend the evening wrapped up in bed with me this evening~ I would tell you all how we got there but I'm a lady. (And Will gets snippy when I post ~intimate~ details) Lets just say we were "christening" new bedsheets~ and spent the rest of the evening lounging around reminiscing with no clothes on.

I just realised that in 76 days it will be me and Will's 212th anniversary. Well 77 days according to Will, we don't exactly agree on what day we started going out. True we've split up several times over the last 211 years but we still count the original anniversary as our proper one. Awha~ I'm so excited~! I should start planning. I have no idea what we should do for it yet.

Any suggestions? I love planning my own dates but this one is special and I am open for suggestions my darlings~ xx