Seriously, Shinigamis Stop Stealing My Post-its!

Well I'm no longer at William's place. Since it's Monday I'm back in my office working over time on paper work with Ronald Knox; who is battling his usual Monday hangover and not fully appreciating my taste in music today.

Right I am going to go on a bit of a rant! No one is going to care about this but I don't care. Ronald is stealing my office supplies! I bought pink, heart shaped post-its to use on my reports, Ronald stole them and is sitting at his desk sticking them on his face. I didn't notice until he stuck two on his forehead and shouted "Grell look I'm a CAT!" and then he slapped one on my forehead. Even as I write this he is wearing two on his eye lids and fluttering them like eyelashes at me. William isn't here to yell at him and he keeps playing that stupid "My Balls" song he put on his blog yesterday.
It's only Monday and I need a day off...

Now the idiot is making sheep noises at me!

Ok I am going to write something more interesting now that Eric has him distracted by asking him to explain the rules of Chubby Bunny (Yeah we really don't do any work when William isn't here). So...

...I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT! I'M GOING TO KILL RONALD!!!!


Grell
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Sebby Sunday!

Since I usually spend my Sundays lounging on Will's sofa in an over sized shirt, bad hair and no make up I really don't have anything interesting to post today, so I have decided to declare every Sunday Sebby Sunday! I did think about creating William Wednesday as well but I've been warned by a certain supervisor of mine that if I write one more entry focusing on him he will give me an even bigger bruise than the one he gave me last night over yesterdays post.

As you all can guess I am quite the connoisseur of Sebby related artwork but since all good things come in threes I will only share three pictures a week with my fellow Sebby lovers~
(And before any one takes a tempter tantrum I don't own any of the artwork, people either send me it or I find it myself. OK~?)

Now...On with today's sexiness!






Now I shall go compose myself and think of something more educational to share with you all tomorrow since I am back to work.

Love you all~

Grell
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He Brought This Upon Himself!!!

(This is a responce to this: http://ronaldknox.blogspot.com/2011/01/so-grell-doesnt-feel-left-out.html)

I never make two posts in one day but a certain blond idiot provoked me in to doing this!


FACTS ABOUT RONALD KNOX!

He is frightened of spiders. He was trapped inside his office for an hour last week because there was a spider in his door way. I had to rescue him because he was curled up in a ball in the corner. MANLY!

He has been caught dancing alone in his office by the reaper trainees twice in the last week.

He is a cuddly sleeper.

He wears pink boxers.

He has let me paint his nails and french braid his fringe.

He tried to do a 360 on his lawnmower...and failed...painfully.

I think that should be enough revenge for one night.

Grell
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Interesting Facts About My Sexy Supervisor~

After my couple of paragraphs on Ronald Knox yesterday I felt a little guilty for not having written enough on my dearest William.

So here is a few secret little facts about William T Spears you probably don't know:

I gave him his first kiss.

He has a cat called Brom that I originally named Sebastian until he changed it's name.

He thinks I don't know he hides my Sebby dolls on me.

He is my "friend with benefits" and lets me stay at his place every other weekend (Well that is one little cat out of the bag...Oops!...sorry Will)

He takes exactly 2 1/2 sugars in his tea.

I'm the only one allowed to call him Will.

He feels guilty and buys me presents if he he hurts me too much. Like the time he bought me roses after elbowing me in the face.

He used to get into trouble ALL the time when we were in school.

He regularly falls asleep with his glasses on, and has ninja like reactions when you try to take them off.

He hates it when other people touch his hair.

He actually has a sense of humor.



Well that should be enough on William for now. He is probably going to kill me for this but since I've already annoyed Ronald I don't want Will to feel left out.

Oh also Ronald Knox has apparently started a blog as vengeance for my post yesterday. I'll share a link to it once he actually posts something.

Love you all~

Grell
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Ronald Has Pretty PJs

I woke up to a rather interesting sight this morning; a pajama clad Ronald Knox standing on my front door step. I normally wouldn't mind but the idiot robbed me of my last hour of beauty sleep and then stood there for 10 minutes laughing at my pajamas before telling me what he actually came for. "Darling" Ronald had apparently ran out of clean clothes, again, and was on the hunt for any clean shirts or trousers he may have left behind at my place when he was drunk last weekend.

Ronald Knox's drunken shenanigans at every office party usually involve him getting undressed in someway, or getting completely wasted and falling over a table. It has actually become the Shinigami Dispatch Society's weekend motto: "A party isn't a party until Ronald knocks/falls over a table". Though I must admit, he looked adorable in the Mrs Claus outfit at the Christmas Party. We matched~

OK I am going to stop picking on Ronald because that could take up several blogs and even then I would still have more material on him...

So today I am posting from Will's place! The cleanest, most organised house in the universe...until I stay over and then afterwards he spends two days cleaning the place. I did manage to cook dinner right this time. I didn't even give him food poisoning! He told me afterwards that I'm not "completely useless", so dinner must have been nice.
Give me time and I will be able to stop using the smoke alarm as a food timer.

Grell
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I've Got a Blog Now

Honestly I made this because I am procrastinating at 3am instead of doing actual work William told me to do three days ago. Hopefully I will keep it up. William and Ronald are taking bets on how long I can keep up my blog before I get bored or distracted. They also think this is just going to be pages of Sebastian love and beauty rants that no one will bother to read.
Do you ever get the feeling that your work colleagues dont really like you?

So, yeah I'm going to use my 21st Century internet access to do something more creative instead of using it to shoe shop, watch make-up tutorials and bother William and Sebastian on msn.

I shall write something more interesting tomorrow, even though I'm spending the weekend at Will's place.

Buh Bye Now

Grell
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