Me + Will Day

As my regular readers would know I have been deliberating over how to deal with requests for more things about me and my wonderful William. True we did do Q/A 's together a while ago but apparently that's not enough for my adoring public. So I thought I would write a blog a week detailing things about me and Will.

So~Enjoy~ I will only give you three this week to get me started.

1) There is a tree in a park in London that has both our initials carved into it with the year "05" carved beneath it. I carved it with Will's scythe quite a long time ago. Sadly we almost got caught. Lucky for Will he had managed to remain clothed, I on the other hand had to try flee AND do up my clothes at the same time. I dont know what is more awkward, picking bark out of my hair or trying to wash moss stains out of a white shirt.

2) Ah the meaningful conversations you can have in the shower together~ Also convincing your, always logical, boyfriend that it helps save water always ruins his "I don't need you in the shower" argument.

3) William is defenseless without his glasses, but he is even more defenseless when blind folded and tied to my head board, though he does squirm and yell at me a lot when I do that.

Ah Will is going to give me such a lecture for writing this about him, aw well, he might as well get used to it.


I'm going to start writing the names of commenters at the bottom of my blogs since I don't get the chance to really reply to everyone, and yes I do read them all~
So thanks to~: Kirea, HappyWise, Lieutenant Ki, Sebby~ and a Fan? for their recent comments.

Happy Now?

I do hope that Grell realises that I hate it when he makes me write these stupid things. I also hate having to use this vulgar, red, sticker covered laptop to do anything other than use it as a doorstop. Sadly my own computer is broken and Grell wouldn't let me check my work email on his until I wrote something for his stupid blog.

By the way remind me to never go through the images on Grell's computer or his search history again. Its'...disturbing.

I couldn't help but notice on my last posting that a lot of you have opinions on me admitting my feelings for Grell publicly on this waste of space website. That isn't going to happen. How I feel about my "companion" is no body's business but my own. True living with a certain red head does have its good moments but I'd rather not discuss them unless I really had too.

So to summarize: My feelings relating to Mister Sutcliff are none of your business.

Now before I finish writing this piece of rubbish (Which I am sure no one will bother reading because they have more productive things to do) I have a few points to address as Grell usually writes about our everyday lives.

Ronald Knox arrived to work this morning with blue hair, according to him he woke up this morning with no memory of how it turned such a grotesque colour. I suspect alcohol was involved and I will be punishing him for breaking uniform regulations.

Grell Sutcliff set my oven on fire this morning trying to make cheese on toast. I am thinking of Grell-proofing my kitchen sometime soon.

Sincerely
William T. Spears

Now I can check my work email in peace.

The Will and I Q/A Session (Part 4)

We're back to our usual schedule so that means we get to finish answering all the questions everyone sent us.

What is your favorite book? And why?
Grell: Right now? American Psycho. Its deliciously morbid and scandalous.

William: At the moment The Once Future King by T. H White. Large books keep me occupied, even though someone drew hearts inside my copy.

If you could be someone else for the day, who would you be and why?
Grell: An actress! No one in particular, just a fabulously dressed lady for a day.

William: Why would I want to be anyone else?

Do you guys have pastimes or hobbies that you do either alone or together?

Grell: I have plenty of hobbies I do alone, sewing, shopping, doll collecting and beautifying myself.
I cook with William, but that is because he thinks I need "supervision".

William: I don't have that many hobbies I do alone usually reading and listening to classical music. I try to play chess but my companion has the attention span of a squirrel, forgets the rules and is both a sore looser and a sore winner.

If you starred in a Shakespeare play, which would it be and who would you play?
Grell: Besides playing Juliet? I would want to play Lady Macbeth or Titania, the Queen of the Fairies.

William: The character Macduff from the play Macbeth. Mainly because Macbeth was an idiot.

Why did you pick those particular glasses? And William did you know that yours wouldn't stay up?
Grell: The colour and the shape of the frames was oh so flattering, how could I not pick them~?

William: They suited me, do I need another reason? And no I did not know that they would slide down so often.

Your opinions on the royal wedding:
Grell: That is a silly human matter. I LOVED her dress though.

William: No Comment.

As always send us more questions~

Life With Grell Sutcliff

Since Grell Sutcliff is knee deep in overtime and he likes to divulge personal information about me on this stupid blog, I am going to get a bit of revenge by doing the exact same thing back to him. So here's a little summary of what life is like living with Grell Sutcliff.

- He sleeps until 3pm on his days off and then spends the rest of the day wandering around in MY pajamas.

-He can whine for hours about a broken nail.

-The amount of red that has taken over my house is frightening.


-He gets incredibly jealous of female staff members.

-He is insufferable when he is ill and can continue the illness act long after he is supposed to be better.

-He cant cook and his biggest achievement is making an omelet without setting the fire alarm off.

-He hides under the bed covers in the morning to avoid being seen without make up.

-He still thinks I don't know about the "Sebasuchan" doll that was hidden under our bed. He doesn't know that I threw it out along with all his photographs of the soul stealing piece of filth.

-Hair products have taken over my bathroom.

I think that is everything I have to say today. Grell will be back with his usual mindless nonsense tomorrow once he has finished his punishment. I just borrowed his blog for the night, since he was so courteous as to leave himself logged in on my computer from last time he borrowed it.

William T Spears

The Will and I Q/A Session

Do the both of you have plushies of each other?
Grell: YES! They're so cute! I make them kiss!

William: All such stupid items in our house belong to Grell. I do not need nor want a plushie!


How was William in hi school and did you already love him then?
Grell: He was just as handsome. He was my prince charming! It was love at first SIGHT!

William: ...No comment

If you could take each other anywhere in the world for a romantic date, where and why?
Grell: Anywhere! Everywhere! Anywhere~ with a hotel~room~

William: Italy, I have always been interested in going sight seeing there. I guess Grell could come if he wanted too.


What is the most annoying thing about the other one?
Grell: He can be uptight, jealous and a bit of a nag.

William: Where do I start? He's whiny, lazy and clingy. He borrows my shirts and gets blood stains on them. He falls asleep on my arm and it goes numb. He keeps touching my hair. He filled my fridge with diet yogurt. He doesn't understand the word "unprofessional". He borrows my glasses when he can't find his own. He steals the covers and keeps me up all night with his incessant talking and cuddling. Oh and he keeps making me write things for his stupid blog.


What do you think of all the fanfic/art of you two? (ie willxsebby, grellxsebby, undiexwill etc)
Grell: I save tons of fanart of myself and I'm a little addicted to fanfic's of Sebby and I. Hm~ Just thinking about it makes me shudder!! So many handsome men for me to play with in fan literature!

William:I don't read fanfiction and I don't care for fanart, but I have heard about them. I would NEVER do such things with a vile, disgusting, soul stealing creature!

We will, somewhat, happily do another one of these if we get any more questions so feel free to ask any more.

In Trouble AGAIN

Remember how I said in an earlier post that Will doesn't like it when I write about him in my blog? Well he read yesterdays post about me wanting to touch his hair and now I'm being punished, and not in a good way. I thought a decent spanking would have kept him happy but NO I have to clean the entire office! Not to mention he gave me paperwork to do over the weekend AND I have to paint his living room. Well...the painting thing is a punishment for something else entirely but I still DON'T WANT TO DO WORK! So I'm going to write this blog to procrastinate and protest over it. Even though Will will read it and give me something else to do, or take away my computer. I'll just have to find a way to change his mind wont I~? I am sure I can think of a few things just of the top of my seductive little red head~

I've been rather naughty today since William wasn't in this morning. I was three hours late for work (It was cold outside and my bed was cosy) and then spent most of the day hiding in the shinigami library or getting lunch with Alan. It wasn't until this afternoon that everything turned horrible and William screamed at me and I realised that I had left my pink scarf in the shinigami library. I tried to go back for it but I couldn't find it. I know it is somewhere in the B section, and considering how many humans there are with a surname starting with B, that is a really really big section. R.I.P Scarf, I will never forget you~ (until I buy a prettier replacement)

Oh and in other William related news. Will says that I cant sell Ronald Knox because we are understaffed and we need him. Sorry girls. Looks like we are keeping Knoxy.

Well I should really get back to work before someone notices that I'm sitting typing instead of cleaning.

Buh Bye Now~

Grell
xx

P.S Thank you NekoCandii