SO EXCITED!

I've been saving this news up all day so I can rant about it in one place in detail.

I'm going away in a week! I know I whined about wanting a holiday, and sadly this isn't a holiday it is work related but I have been given the best job in all of reaping history! ...Ok maybe its not that good but I'm happy none the less.

Never mind the picture this is probably the closest thing I'll get to a holiday all year and I wanted an excuse to use that picture.

You probably all read yesterday that I had a little meeting to go to. Well I went, of course, and I was told that I have a little mission to go on. By little I mean its three days long and involves conferences and doctors and I have to judge whether some quack of a human doctor's new medicine would change the world or not because he is supposed to kick the bucket quite shortly.

Lucky for little old me the hotel he is supposed to be spending his last three days in is luxurious and extravagant...and my entire mission is being funded by dispatch! AND to make everything even better, because it is such a difficult life to judge they are teaming me up with William. Its like I've died and gone to heaven! Room service! A massive hotel suite! And my handsome man! True he will be nagging me to do work but I couldn't care less!

And I think I am going to stop ranting about this now because I could go on about it for a while. I got that excited I fainted when the HR department told us about it. But yes I leave next Friday in case any one is wondering where I vanished off too.

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Thank you to: A Fan, Kirea, Lieutenant Ki, Anonymous (I cant thank you if you don't leave a name) and Anonymous Grellette for your wonderful comments.

Answering Points Raised in Comments:

Yes grim reaper technology is a little more ahead of you humans technology. The Internet was very dull until you lot started flooding it with things.

I think someone found that trainee I lost in the shinigami library. I never really thought to check.

And thank you for all the well wishes on my 100th post. I love you all to DEATH and I probably would have got bored of writing this ages ago if it wasn't for my readers.

Late Again!

I thought I would multitask and while a blog while trying to eat my breakfast, drink my coffee and find my trousers. ...Its best if you don't know where my trousers went, that was Will's fault, at least I know that they are somewhere in the house.

By the way it takes decades of practice before you can work out your timing perfectly so the kettle, the toaster and the microwave all go off at the same time. I was rather proud of that this morning. Ha! And Will thinks I cant cook! True without him I would be living off beans on toast and coffee but that's not the point, I made something and didn't burn, break or destroy anything.

Found my trousers! They where in the hall!

Well I am in a bit of a hurry this morning because I have a rather important dispatcher meeting this morning at 11. I would blog a little more but I have to run. I promise to write more when I get into my office and trying to procrastinate.

100th POST!!!!

I'm writing this without any Internet at the moment. I mentioned that I was reading Sebby's blog and then William disconnected my Internet. What a horrible, cold, jealous man he is! Luckily I can write this while waiting for him to reconnect it again.

But tonight is special because....IT IS MY 100TH BLOG POST!
..true it would have came around much sooner if I wasn't always so busy or lazy. Well at least I am not as bad as Ronald. And some people in dispatch thought I would get bored of writing this after a week. Nope I'm still here and still "inflicting my opinions on the Internet" as William once described it.

Oh and thanks to everyone who answered William's question about love the other day. He's now doing what you told him and researching the thing. I don't know why is he so confused but he just cant seem to understand the concept or the point of romantic love. Hopefully Google will give him a hand. ...And maybe teach him not to write in other people's blogs while they are sleeping!

Well I think that shall be everything for this evening because this little reaper needs to go catch some beauty sleep. There is nothing worse than going to work with bags under your eyes.

A Question From William T Spears

Dear Grell's Audience

I am afraid my idiotic companion has fallen asleep while logged into his laptop again. I will wake him up for work once I'm finished eating my breakfast. As you all know I do not see the point in this silly thing but I think I shall ask you something none the less as I was having a debate with Grell about this earlier.

What is your definition of love?

I am probably going to get a dozen over emotional responses similar to the one Grell gave me. I am only asking to solve this moronic debate once and for all.

Sincerely

William T Spears

No Work!

As some of you may know I had the day off today! Actually I have the entire weekend off. So does Will but a day off to him usually involves catching up at work at home and not wearing a tie.

To be honest I don't even think I have put shoes on today. It has been far too warm and I've been busy lounging around in my jeans and red shirt. And, even though I have taken two naps today, I am exhausted and writing this before I crawl into bed next to my favourite pillow, aka Will~

So for those of you would wanted me to document what I did on my day off today, I doubt you would want to hear about my multiple naps and me and Will's argument about making tea properly, I have nothing of interest to report to you.

By the way I am in the desperate need of a new hairdresser as my fringe ("bangs" to you Americans) are starting to annoy my eyes. My last hairdresser had a little "accident" after she cut my hair too short a few months ago. So off on another salon hunt for me, hopefully I wont have to bring my scythe with me as insurance.

Well I am going to cut this short as Will is dragging me off to bed...he's in a grumpy mood so I think he actually wants me to sleep.

Lost

After my little loved up post last time I think it is time I updated you all on the usual day to day stuff as I haven't really been keeping my beloved audience up to date with my fabulous life.

Firstly I have came to the conclusion that reapers should have summer holidays. I come to that conclusion every year but I really want one. I could just see me now~ lounging on the beach in a cute little swim suit and my heart shaped sunglasses perched on my nose as I sunbathe. The problem with that is that I'm stuck in England, with cold sea water, rain and a partner who doesn't like the beach, holidays or wearing a bathing suit, such a shame really since he's such a stud.

Its not that I don't have any holiday time saved up its just that I don't want to have to go by myself and dragging Will along is out of the question as he doesn't like taking time off work. I have a theory he thinks dispatch would burn down if he wasn't in it. I'm pretty sure he has a decade or two's worth of holiday time saved up by now,what exactly he is saving it for I have no idea.

But yes...Please Will Someone Send Me on Holiday! ...preferably somewhere warm where I can work on a tan. Its near impossible to get one here.

Speaking of William, he got both of us lost in the middle of nowhere the other day while working. We don't always work together in the field (sadly in this case that term "Field" is literal) but when we do we spend quite a lot of our time bickering over work, the reason for that being this time was that he blamed me for getting us lost, even though he was the one who took us there in the first place AND was the one who checked the location of the expected deaths before we left. He still claims it was my fault, but its not my fault he didn't read the list properly. Bah men and their stupid inability to ask for directions!


As always thank you to my darling commenters~: Amamizu, Nina, Lieutenant Ki, "A fan" and Kirea

Me + Will Day

As my regular readers would know I have been deliberating over how to deal with requests for more things about me and my wonderful William. True we did do Q/A 's together a while ago but apparently that's not enough for my adoring public. So I thought I would write a blog a week detailing things about me and Will.

So~Enjoy~ I will only give you three this week to get me started.

1) There is a tree in a park in London that has both our initials carved into it with the year "05" carved beneath it. I carved it with Will's scythe quite a long time ago. Sadly we almost got caught. Lucky for Will he had managed to remain clothed, I on the other hand had to try flee AND do up my clothes at the same time. I dont know what is more awkward, picking bark out of my hair or trying to wash moss stains out of a white shirt.

2) Ah the meaningful conversations you can have in the shower together~ Also convincing your, always logical, boyfriend that it helps save water always ruins his "I don't need you in the shower" argument.

3) William is defenseless without his glasses, but he is even more defenseless when blind folded and tied to my head board, though he does squirm and yell at me a lot when I do that.

Ah Will is going to give me such a lecture for writing this about him, aw well, he might as well get used to it.


I'm going to start writing the names of commenters at the bottom of my blogs since I don't get the chance to really reply to everyone, and yes I do read them all~
So thanks to~: Kirea, HappyWise, Lieutenant Ki, Sebby~ and a Fan? for their recent comments.

Boiling to DEATH

I know I have been dreadfully lazy with my blog updates as of late, but I got distracted by handsome men and moving back home. Yes I have returned from Undertaker's. Our house is no longer flooded and I have a new found love of my bed after two nights spent in a coffin. Sadly no matter how much I hoped and prayed Sebastian didn't show up. Other than that disappointment I actually had a good time.

By the way the only reason I am writing this blog, other than talking to my adoring audience~, is that I am too WARM. I cant sleep and no matter how much clothing I remove I am still boiling to DEATH. People in other countries are going to find this funny but when it gets to 15*C here in the UK people start melting. Well its true in my case any way.

Speaking of heat~ I am still giving thought to your requests to share stories about me and Will with you all. I might need your help / opinions. Firstly I have a little problem with the rating of my blog, if I share too much detail I will have to put a rating on it which might spoil the fun for younger Grellettes. Also I have centuries worth of memories, I have no idea what exactly to share. I've been wrecking my pretty red brain trying to work out what would satisfy my audience. I even asked Will who wasn't keen on me sharing things about him, as usual.

Ah well I am sure I will think of something blog worthy.

Day One At Undertaker's

I hate living here!!! It's cold, its creepy and I'm expected to sleep in a coffin tonight! I know I've slept in one before but they don't have blankets and I don't get to cuddle Will in my sleep! I might crawl into his coffin later when everyone is asleep. Another thing about this place is that I have to try not to think about what the beaker I have been using for my tea has been used for previously.

But even with all those flaws the company has been good. I have two handsome men to keep me company. Undertaker's little baking hobby is going to destroy my figure within a matter of days. I'm not used to this much food! This big meals are going to destroy me and I am pretty sure that my poor little tummy is on strike, at least until tomorrow. I don't even eat junk food unless it is low fat pizza or a romantic food related moment.

It is possible to be romantic with fast food by the way. Romantic story time! During winter and autumn time when me and Will would work the same night shift together we would get cold, wet, hungry and bicker a lot. By the time it came around to having a break we would be in no mood to talk to each other. But there is a quaint little pizza place in London where we would go buy a take away pizza to share and sit on the roof next to a nearby street lamp and eat it. It would be so heartwarmingly warm it would be like being hugged on the inside when eaten on a very cold night. By the time we had finished we would be toasty warm from the heat of the pizza and snuggled up in our jackets. Our moods would improve and what ever stupid thing we would have been arguing over would have been forgotten. Then with a few perfect kisses we would return to work, warmed up and back to being infatuated with each other.

Sorry if I went on a bit of a tangent there, all these requests for nosebleed inducing stories from me and Will has had me walking down memory lane all day while trying to think of naughty stories to share. If I decide to indulge you all or not, after all I am a lady I shouldn't kiss and tell~

We're Moving?!

As of tomorrow afternoon Will and I are moving location for a few days. After a little incident with a death scythe and one of the radiators in our living room, parts of our house are now flooded. It will be fixed in three days but until then we've had to find temporary accommodation.

We tried Eric and Alan's place but they don't have the space and Ronald stopped answering my calls once I mentioned William living with him. Apparently I'm the only one who can tolerate living with "our boss". So after all our contacts were either "busy" or hiding we have been forced to live with Undertaker for three days.

He was kind enough to offer us a place as he has plenty of beds, according to him. Though last time I was there I didn't even see a bedroom. Maybe there is more rooms in the back or something? As long as I don't come back smelling of old people and DEATH I think I should be fine.

Another thing, I spent a good portion of the night lurking on the blackbutler.net forums. I must say I am extremely flattered by the words of my fanclub, even though they have in depth conversations about what hand I write with and what is my favourite food. So auntie Grell approves of all your wonderful discussions~ mainly because they are about me, how could I not love them?

Oh and to the WillxMe fanclub about your wet clothes conversation...we've done that...several times. I could tell you stories that would make you nosebleed to DEATH

Lady DEATH

Another morning blog! I'm writing this before my shower so I will try to type quickly so I will get this written with enough time to wash my hair, which takes a WHILE.

So I am off work today! And if you are wondering why I am blogging at 8am on my day off Will wanted me to get up early to go grocery shopping. Apparently Will doesn't do lazy mornings laying in bed, even when we are both off work. I'm in a bit of a dressing up mood so I am making a bit of effort appearance wise today. Even though I haven't decided which dress I want to wear yet. I've narrowed it down between my red summer dress or my floral summer dress. I haven't even started thinking about shoes yet.

I'm writing this with wet nails, hopefully the keys of my keyboard wont ruin them.

So since I have nothing better to write about I am going to list the contents of my handbag. Yes I carry one when I'm not at work, because I am a lady after all. Also I am cleaning it out at the moment, hence the random blog topic.

• My mobile phone: It has a little chainsaw phone charm I made myself and has a photo of me and Will as its background. It what I use to update my facebook/twitter when I'm working.
  
• Several lip glosses and lip balms: I have no idea why I have so many but my strawberry one is my favourite. It makes my kisses taste so sweet~
  
• My big black and red sunglasses or my heart shaped sunglasses: Handy for hiding away when I don't have any make up on, and lets not forget when it is too sunny as well.
  
• Nail file and nail polish: In case I need to fix my nails when I'm out.
  
• My i-pod: Red with red ear phones. I also covered it in glittery heart stickers.
  
• My DEATH list: Well what else would you find in a reapers handbag?
• My red feather topped pen: Its so CUTE! and Fluffy~
  
• My Make up bag.
  
• My purse: with my fake human drivers license, cafe loyalty cards and a picture of Will in it.
  
• A small tub of solid perfume.

I think that's everything, unless you count the collection of receipts I always have littering the bottom of my bag.
I don't know why I wrote that list, ah well, at least you all know what is in my pretty red bag.

I Need a New Body Clock

My body clock is broken from doing work at night again. Lucky for me I live with my supervisor who is always nice and pleasant enough to remind me when to go to work on time.(Sarcasm)

I must say though it was a little amusing yesterday morning to watch him leap out of bed when his alarm didn't go off. It turned out the battery in his alarm died, making him wake up with only five minutes to get to work. I didn't have to go anywhere, until he started screaming at me to help him find his keys. He's so touchy when he's late, but unlike him once I was done fumbling around for his keys in my pajamas I got to go back to bed, listen to a shower of rain outside and drift off back to sleep to only be awoken by the smell of Will making me apology bacon for yelling at when he popped home on his lunch break.

Will rarely cooks with me in the kitchen. He says I'm distracting, complains that I nibble on ingredients and says that he has problems concentrating with my arms wrapped around his neck or waist. Usually he shoves a newspaper or magazine at me and tells me to go sit on the kitchen counter and not bother him until he's finished.

Other than my morning and kitchen routines I've spent the last two days, when not at work, working my way through the yaoi dvds I ordered, as well as my company of Love Actually. A movie which I've discovered makes my cry at certain scenes. I don't usually cry at movies so it was strange and Will then became more interested in watching me than what was on the screen because he thought I had finally lost my marbles.
Does anyone else cry during certain movies? Or am I just being "overly emotional" as Will likes to call it.

Good Morning!

I'm blogging first thing in the morning again! I am exhausted and a bit of a mess at the moment, I haven't had the chance to go through my morning routine yet.

Not to mention that I cant remember if my first reaping this morning is supposed to happen at 10am or 10:30am. I'm a little disorganised today. It doesn't help that Will left extremely early this morning and now keeps messaging my phone asking "Are you awake?" I like to reply "No" because it annoys him.

I have a question (Since I have nothing better to do except eat toast and wait for my straighteners to heat up) How long does it usually take you to get ready in the morning? I'm curious because Will nags me about my usual one to one and a half hour process of clothes, hair and make up.

...I have now twenty minutes to finish getting ready and I cant find my tie. I'm going be late...Also now my phone keeps going off due to Will nagging. I cant ignore the messages because if you ignore one too many messages from William T Spears they slowly get angrier and angrier and then he phones you so he can tell you off down the phone. ...I get that at least three times a week, usually in the mornings.

Speaking of work, I ordered yaoi dvds online and the reaper in the mail room didn't look too happy about having to deliver them to my office. Being greeted with "Why did you order porn?" was a dead give away that he wasn't in the best of mood. Well at least I got something pretty and romantic to force Will to watch with me tonight. I might just throw all diet cares to the wind and buy popcorn to go with it.

...8 minutes before I have to leave. I really should go.

Happy Now?

I do hope that Grell realises that I hate it when he makes me write these stupid things. I also hate having to use this vulgar, red, sticker covered laptop to do anything other than use it as a doorstop. Sadly my own computer is broken and Grell wouldn't let me check my work email on his until I wrote something for his stupid blog.

By the way remind me to never go through the images on Grell's computer or his search history again. Its'...disturbing.

I couldn't help but notice on my last posting that a lot of you have opinions on me admitting my feelings for Grell publicly on this waste of space website. That isn't going to happen. How I feel about my "companion" is no body's business but my own. True living with a certain red head does have its good moments but I'd rather not discuss them unless I really had too.

So to summarize: My feelings relating to Mister Sutcliff are none of your business.

Now before I finish writing this piece of rubbish (Which I am sure no one will bother reading because they have more productive things to do) I have a few points to address as Grell usually writes about our everyday lives.

Ronald Knox arrived to work this morning with blue hair, according to him he woke up this morning with no memory of how it turned such a grotesque colour. I suspect alcohol was involved and I will be punishing him for breaking uniform regulations.

Grell Sutcliff set my oven on fire this morning trying to make cheese on toast. I am thinking of Grell-proofing my kitchen sometime soon.

Sincerely
William T. Spears

Now I can check my work email in peace.