Dear Staff Members of the Shinigami Dispatch Society London Branch
I am writing this blog in order to apologise for my behaviour at the office party last weekend. In my defense I have never drank vodka before and I am pretty sure that Ronald kept topping my glass up when I was not looking.
I apologise for spanking, clinging on too or kissing any members of staff. Especially Ronald Knox who I remember groping while singing "Man! I Feel Like a Woman".
I am also sorry for taking my shirt off after my 4th martini, and for forcing everyone to look up Sebby on the website Rule 34.
Grell Sutcliff
*dying of laughter as I read this*
ReplyDeletethisss is soooooooo boring............. *dies of bordness........ grell is a loser.....
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What?! How can you think that? Oh well, haters gonna hate.
Deletetrue dat
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